The Divine Punishment Contradiction
But I’ve just noticed something that doesn’t seem to work very well at all…
How could heaven coexist with hell? That is, how could heaven still be heaven if there was a hell?
Cheney-Bush Gets Bin Laden!
As an analogy, let’s say that Cheney-Bush finally caught Bin Laden and had him extraordinarily rendered to some island (not US soil) where the dynamic duo’s “we can do whatever we want to people” rule would apply on some kind of solid legal grounds like maybe we crossed our fingers behind our backs when we signed the Geneva Convention. And let’s say that Dick and George decided that because Osama is the world’s top “bad guy” and they’re the world’s top “good guys” (of course, I simplify) the appropriate thing to do would be to “apply continual stress positions coupled with adverse stimulation techniques and periodic resuscitation as necessary” to their captive - and for the rest of his life, taking special care to make sure that it lasted a really long time. Of course, this wouldn’t be the same as “torture,” but because torture is such a short, convenient word, I hope that you will tolerate my oversimplification of our administration’s legal “thinking.”
Your Island Paradise Is Extraordinarily Rendered!
Now, let’s say that Bin Laden’s torture cell is located on what’s otherwise an island paradise, and that you just happen to win a sweepstakes that gives you billions of dollars and a mansion built to your specs on the very same island. On the day you arrive, you immediately go to your favorite room – the one that you specified was to overlook the beach with a view of the cliffs and lots of air and light and opening out onto a balcony. Extraordinary! Everything has been rendered just the way you wanted, from the designer ceilings to the hardwood floors. You start to take in the spacious room’s sun-drenched walls, the view of the bright blue sky and distant cliffs, the fragrant sea breezes, and the bright, sizzling sound of the surf lapping the beach below – and the sound of groans and moans coming from your left.
It seems there's a catch and that your mansion abuts Bin Laden’s torture cell. That night, you have to listen for hours to his weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then, the next morning, the party you’d arranged for your children and their friends in the private playground area is accompanied by occasional yelps and howls of pain coming from a barred window above.
Threatening a lawsuit, you get the prison to set up visual and sound barriers, which helps. But still, you know that the high and colorful fence now shielding the playground and painted with colorful Disney figures conceals a dingy cinderblock building where some very unpleasant things are taking place day and night.
Is this “heaven on earth" for you? If not, then what becomes of a heaven above with a hell below?







